April 16, 2014

Another Nude Pastor Busted

by MullOverThis

Yeah. I already know. The devil made him do it.

Or, better yet, the devil is attacking the MAND of God and the ministry. Imagine the clever strategy the devil would not have been able to use against this clown had he simply remembered he is married and kept his pants on and sealed to his waistline or chest. The nerdy look is certainly more suitable than the nude photos circulating of another pure-T, Grade “A” idiot!

So, even if a Mand of God is in the business of preaching, pastoring, making gospel songs that make people cry and throwing in a little hanky panky with a ministry worker–even if that is how he gets down–then why not have enough sense to make sure he is NOT caught on camera? Don’t these clowns learn from the others who have tread the paths of silly men before them?

And, when you need penile enhancement, the last thing the world needs to see is your “PRE-real playa” look; we don’t want to see that Mr. Small stuff jumped into the “game” before he actually chose to sign the bottom line to be rightfully equipped to jockey at least one other woman besides the wife. I’d say that revealing the inner parts to a hot fling turned bitter exposer has surely been the trend of these young pastors who shrug their shoulders and move on. Allegedly Deitrick Haddon, Charles Jenkins, oh well. Sing a new song while “church folk” continue to bypass and defend this heinous behavior. There isn’t much for them to carry, so I guess it is easy to be busted and have the less than attractive images of themselves circulating online while they  keep on telling people to lift their hands.

As for the disgruntled terminated employee, I hope the press releases her identity. Her ratchetness needs to be known publicly since she did allegedly engage in improprieties with a married man. Side chicks or low-grade women seem to settle for anything, and in this case, near nothing at all.

I hope this young man gets himself together and gets all of the help he needs, including a trip to a cosmetic surgeon who can surely enhance his shrinking ministry.  I pray that he will come back from this and get a clue.

 

MullOverThis.

April 14, 2014

by MullOverThis

A Utah mom accused of killing 6 newborns (her biological children) is facing criminal charges for their deaths.  MullOverThis is befuddled once again. And, it is a rare scenario that leaves me with a lack of words.

Okay. I’ve recovered enough to share this:

1. Who could have possibly lived in that house and not smelled six carcasses stored in boxes amassed in the past decade?  Only nasty people can live in a home and not ever notice their garage smells like a gutter.

2.  This woman was repeatedly pregnant. So, ex-hubby knocked up this murderer while they were together-several times-and never noticed a pregnancy?  Am I to believe he impregnated someone numerous times and nothing registered in his brain or ding ding that his wife-at-the-time was preggo?

3.  Preggo was pregnant several times and *shrugs*…where are the babies? Pregnancy, no baby, no problem.

I am saddened to know that children were devalued enough to be snuffed from life by their mother, rolled up and then stored in plastic bags and boxes.  Imagine what kind of organizing guru this nutjob could have been had she harvested her knowledge to literally mask pregnancies and store dead fetuses without a putrid odor, unbeknownst to people who have working brains.

MullOverThis.

 

April 14, 2014

More Sippy Sippy of the Woe Is Me Black Man Juice

by MullOverThis

Now, I at least try to be impartial and read some of these news stories with a modicum of objectivity.

Is this dude bananas?  (Question to be answered at the end of this post.)

American Idol discriminated against him on the basis of the fact that he is a black man, allegedly, as this clown joins a lawsuit.  Are we to believe that American Idol contestants have all sorts of questionable charges in their backgrounds and when it comes to Black folk, they start to enforce sound business acumen?  Does anyone else think that the show’s staff would be riddled with idiocy if they did not eliminate someone who had the potential to win along with the potential to have a bunch of legal interventions attributable to having 11 outstanding arrest warrants?

Let’s do the math to help paint the picture:

1. A warrant.

2. Another warrant.

3.  Another warrant on top of that.

4.  More than the warrants before.

5. Yup, there goes another warrant.

6. Warrant again.

7. They just keep coming…arrest warrant.

8. State of New Jersey busy with warrants for man who wants career to be spring boarded from American Idol, BAM another warrant.

9. Warrants galore.

10. Excessive warrants.

11.  Unbelievable amount of arrest warrants.

Some people live an entire lifetime without an arrest warrant. This dude wants to claim discrimination because he is a black man? Please send Jermaine Jones home with a lifetime supply of the Woe Is Me Black Man Juice in a sippy cup and a  bill for attorney fees for this here foolishness. Unless Mr. Jones’ representation can prove that American Idol routinely overlooks a bunch of arrest warrant-having contestants, this man needs a good sit down.

Personal message to Jermaine Jones: No, son. You were cut because you don’t have enough sense to live without multiple arrest warrants. Nobody cares about your career or singing ability when you become such a potential risk for any entity that may invest in your music career. The American Idol Show has a legal team. They are not stupid or bananas.

On the other hand, as promised, here’s the verdict as to whether Jermaine Jones is bananas or not:

bananas

MullOverThis

April 14, 2014

Hilary Clinton Victim to Another Flying Shoe

by MullOverThis

Did this nincompoop actually throw a shoe at Hilary Clinton? You see what happens when lunatics grow up in a world where they are not taught to respect significant world changers?

Random thoughts:

1.  And to think, there would be a “whole lotta” men who would be roped in by that long blond hair. Look, nutjobs come with all shades of hair color.

2.  Hilary did not “dodge” the shoe. Clearly, she reacted to the footwear flying past her head.  Looky right ova here. Once she took that “swerve”, I can see that agility that probably has former President Bill Clinton hooked.

3.  I wonder what kind of shoe this woman forfeited. She must have really disliked the Mrs. Hilary Rodham Clinton to sacrifice a shoe.

4.  This is one instance in which I would have loved to see Hilary whack somebody. I would have looked the other way and reacted similarly to the way Mrs. Clinton did, AFTER I saw her “handle up” on the shoe-thrower as she did when the shoe flew past her skull.

5.  When the loose cannon sits in jail and hopefully gets a good dose of prison, she might want to think about what matters in the total scheme of life and get one.

 

MullOverThis.

 

April 14, 2014

Mickey Rooney Passes Away and Family Matters

by MullOverThis

And the reason these people even went to court in the first place is…?

Because the family always matters in ways they should NOT. The man did what he wanted and that should be the end of it. Whoever he left in charge, so be it.

Thank God someone took care of him and he lived a long life.

 

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June 22, 2013

PAULA DEEN AND THE N-WORD

by MullOverThis

What is the big deal?

Most nigaros probably think she’s a fat white slob. Most of us who have had the awesome awful experience of dining at her extremely common country restaurant in Savannah, Georgia readily admit that everybody in our families can cook much better than her. Her desserts were absolutely over-sweet and nasty with a too raw texture.  Aside from the wonderful time with friends, Paula Deen’s restaurant is not a culinary delight.

Of course, co-confederate Southern belle’s and gents are in an uproar over the Food Network’s decision to let one of its prized chefs go for getting caught. http://www.washingtonpost.com/business/paula-deen-fans-vent-outrage-at-food-network-for-dumping-celebrity-cook-over-past-racial-slurs/2013/06/22/bc31872e-db65-11e2-b418-9dfa095e125d_story.html

Do people really think that Paula and most of ‘dem wonderful folks who just uphold the way things used to be in the good old nigaro, nigaro, figaro South hold Black folks as equals?  By jolly golly, Paula Deen didn’t mean a bit of harm because Figaro, nigaro, Figaros are the ones who she employs and takes good care of, just like Massa did with all ‘dem N-word’s he gave a roof over their heads, food they plucked and prepared, and occasional forced loving when the South was at its slavery best. Paula Deen probably really does have a great heart, spirit and soul.  It’s just a typical white racist one which copes with the ways things are now with free N-words everywhere.

So, although I don’t advocate pristine confederate slobs calling Black folk niggers, Paula Deen isn’t really that important. Nigaros just need to eat our own, much tastier food.

MullOverThis

May 11, 2013

On Charles Ramsey, the Amanda Berry Hero

by MullOverThis

Okay.

Three women were held hostage for approximately, nearly, roughly a decade. Charles Ramsey is the primary person with enough courage to respond to Amanda Berry’s screams. His swift action serves as intervention to end the horrific experience for three women and a surviving child.

Now, hoity toity ignoramuses with some measure of respectability because they “got demselves some learning” dare to comment on Charles Ramsey’s teeth or lack thereof, matted hair and ghettoism.

Really?

How does it become a media ploy against black folks and stereotyping a Black man when a news reporter interviews a completely relevant witness who happens to be straight up ghetto? Should a media person have the wherewithal to think, “Hey, this dude is a hot mess ghetto negro and maybe we should find a suited Harvardite to represent the Black race to speak on behalf of his heroism.”

You cannot please banana peel everything-is-slippery-and-an-offense-to-Black-folk Negroes. A blogger even surmised whether Mr. Ramsey would have done the same thing for a black woman. These Negroids think so hard that their logic breaks the common sense meter and registers in Duhville.  Does anyone think that a man-who didn’t know women lived in the house with the man with whom he ate barbecue-knew that the cries were from a pretty white woman?  Did he see a pretty white woman before he left his home?  Or, did he decide to be a hero when he saw Amanda Berry?  Some folks just need medication.

Charles Ramsey has ears. He heard a woman screaming. Charles Ramsey has a heart. He felt an impulse to aid one who appeared to be in emergent need. Charles Ramsey has guts. Unlike many educated Negroes who rationalize why they cannot get involved, Charles dared to help a woman. Charles Ramsey has strong legs. He used them to get “hisself” over to the house where he heard the screams and kicked the door down.

So all pristine negroid clowns who are embarrassed by Charles Ramsey, HE DOES NOT REPRESENT YOU. He represents a wider class of people who are selfless enough to do the right thing and this class of people is universal.

MULLOVERTHIS

March 25, 2013

Duhville Has Residents

by MullOverThis

First of all, Duhville does exist.

And, there are some inhabitants who have made a conscious decision to dwell there.

So a young lady–again, other than this has all of her marbles–went to visit her eye doctor. Her doctor told her she is “near-sighted” and explained that this means she cannot see things that are near but sees things far away.  Since I had not taken my MYOB pills for the day, of course I had to get involved.

I told the young lady that if she is truly “near-sighted”, obviously she can see things that are near. Near-sighted…duh… good vision for things that are near.  I tried to explain to her the language is akin to being “top-heavy”, for example.  If you are top-heavy, chances are the bosom is full, voluptuous, or darn-it, heavy!  That does not necessarily mean that your bottom is lean.  One may be top-heavy and bottom-heavy, too.

Nonetheless, the newest Duhville resident insists that she cannot see things near to her because her doctor said the meanings of far and nearsighted are completely opposite.  She was alarmed when the doctor told her this (I think she was drunk or half-asleep) but after all, a “doctor” should know better than non-Duhville residents.

A litany of google sites, online dictionaries and good ole common sense didn’t trump the eye doctor’s word.  

I’m not certain that the eye doctor literally relayed this misinformation or if the new Duhville resident misinterpreted the doctor’s diagnosis.  Wherever the breakdown occurred, a person who leaps over the obvious to trust another “expert” is sure to put up a brass house number on a prime street location in Duhville.

Help us.

 

MullOverThis

January 22, 2013

Niceities

by MullOverThis

Here are some “niceities” that just might make 2013 and beyond a good time in your life:

1.  Speak to people who you work with every day.  If you slip and fall in the parking lot, that won’t be the best time to “all of a sudden” decide to introduce yourself to workplace colleagues.

2. Help someone who is in need.  For real.

3.  Respect others.  If you address the homeless vagrant with the same respect as Michelle Obama, you’re more likely than not going to get the best effort from the homeless man.

4.  Don’t burn bridges, especially if you can’t swim.  Why drown when you can have a safe way to get across the river?

5.  Be kind to yourself.  Affirm what is good and make a decision to change  the part of you that needs improvement.

6.  Smile.  Smile some more.

7.  Discover the good in others.

8.  Value patience.

9.  Eat better.

10.  Visit some place  you’ve never been before.  Even if  you take the city bus for two extra stops one day, make sure you see more of the world.

MullOverThis

January 17, 2013

Bubble Bath, A Smile and A Grandbaby

by MullOverThis

More ridiculousness.

At what point in time do Black chhhhuch folk stop defending ridiculoids?

What grown behind man let’s his granddaughter get in a tub with him because she wants to?

If grandbaby wants to smoke crack, does granddaddy comply?

Does Bishop Grandaddy Larry Trotter think his grown behind self should be in a bathtub with a female child?  Lawd ha maucy.  Really?  Really?  A grown behind man who is supposed to know Jesus, in a bathtub with a young female child and is supposed to be sane.

The Michael Jackson mentality with over-friendliness, over-love and over-affection for children to the point where men feel the need to be nearly naked and “loving,” is infectious. Bishop Larry Trotter caught this bug and he needs to be delivered.

Ain’t no way I would sit under a clown this silly.  Judgment?  It must have run down the drain with the bubble bath…

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